For many students, returning to Jokes school is a serious matter, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy yourself and laugh a little. After all, school shouldn’t be as serious as math and science — at least not all the time. This is particularly true in light of the current pandemic, as the majority of students (as well as their parents!) nationwide learn how to deal with social distance, Zoom classes, and remote learning. This and other challenging times call for extra humour to get us through the day, which is why we’ve compiled a list of the funniest back-to-school and school jokes.
Institutions of learning can be incredibly stressful places, so it’s important to manage anxiety in healthy ways. Occasionally cracking a joke in class is a great place to start! These jokes will encourage you to laugh at yourself and remember that sometimes we take ourselves too seriously. While putting in a lot of effort in your studies is undoubtedly vital, it’s also important to take breaks and have fun. We have the ideal collection of jokes for you to share during your upcoming study session. You should probably have some fun since school is already difficult enough.
Bring these bad boys back to the classroom (virtual or not), and not only will your classmates declare you the Class Clown, but the teacher will also burst out laughing.
Here We Go Jokes About School
- What makes a teacher different from a train?
When the teacher says to throw out the gum, a train responds, “Chew, chew!”
- What results from the union of a vampire and an educator?
Lots of blood tests!
- Which building has the most stories?
Library!
- When a square gets into an accident, what do you name it?
A WRECKtangle.
- What’s bigger when it’s upside down?
A. A 6!
- What message did the calculator send to its counterpart?
“You can count on me!”
- What tools do you need for math?
MultiPLIERS.
- What did the student say to the math worksheet?
I’m not a therapist, solve your own problems!
- What do you need to go to high school?
A ladder.
- Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
Because she had the perfect pitch.
- Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
Because she thought it was a high school.
- Why is arithmetic hard work?
All those numerals you have to carry.
- When you cross one principle with another, what do you get?
Because principals dislike being crossed, I wouldn’t do it!
- Why did the triangle and square visit the gym?
To stay in shape!
- How many letters are in the alphabet?
11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
- What object is king of the classroom?
The ruler!
- What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
The alpha-BAT.
- Why did the snake get a detention?
Because he was HISSpering!
- When a boy has a dictionary in his pocket, what do you call him?
Smartie Pants!
- Why did the teacher go to the beach?
To test the water.
- How do bees get to school?
By school buzz…
- How do the fish get to school?
By octobus!
- What does a gorilla learns in school?
His Ape B C’s.
- What does a snake learn in school?
Hiss tory.
- Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
It’s not right.
- Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…
- What did the glue say to the teacher?
“I’m stuck on you.”
- What prevented the music instructor from opening his classroom?
Because his keys were on the piano.
- To his class, what did the spectral instructor say?
Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!”
- Why did the students study in the airplane?
Because they wanted higher grades.
- Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Because it has a million degrees!
- Why did the jellybean go to school?
To become a smartie!
- What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi!
- When a boy has a dictionary in his pocket, what do you call him?
Smartie Pants!
- Why did the teacher draw on the window?
Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
- Why did 6 hate 7?
7 8 9.
- To the other maths book, what did the maths book say?
“I’ve got problems.”
- What message did the calculator send to its counterpart?
“You can count on me!”
- The day before the big test, why didn’t the class clown apply hair oil?
since he wanted nothing to escape his mind.
- Why did the boy eat his homework?
since the instructor claimed that it was simple.
- When does a blue textbook cease to be a blue textbook?
When it is read!
- Where do children in New York City get their multiplication tables taught?
Times Square.
- Which area of the school is ideal for growing flowers?
In kindergarden.
- When the teacher tied the laces of each child’s shoe together, what happened?
They had a class trip!
- What could possibly go wrong for a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
- Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his students were so bright!
- Where do monsters study?
In ghoul school.
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?
because he didn’t have a companion.
- Where did the spider find his prom date?
On the World Wide Web.
- When you mix the prom with an algebra class, what do you get?
The quadratic formal.
- Why did the girl turn down the invisible man?
because she simply didn’t think she would go to prom with him!
- Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
- Why did the Orange take a Prune to prom?
Because he couldn’t find a Date!
- What prom advice did the shark give the marlin?
Lookin’ Sharp.
- Where do lightning bolts go to for prom?
To cloud 9.
- Do you know what my prom dates suit is made out of?
Boyfriend Material.
- Where do cows go before prom?
To the moooooovies.
- What is the name for a tooth found in a water glass?
A one molar solution.
- How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?
A sulfone
- What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Febreeze.
- Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends argon.
- Why did the acid go to the gym?
To become a buffer solution!
- Why can you never trust atoms?
They make up everything!
- What was said to the boat by the fishing rod?
Canoe help me with my homework?
- What did the dog say to his classmate?
“Can I copy your homework, I ate mine.”
- When the cheerleader received additional homework, what did she say?
Bring It On.
- Why don’t fish need to do homework?
Because they’re always swimming in schools.
- Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
- What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Liberty.
- Why did Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him !
- Why didn’t Socrates like the French fries?
Because they were made in ancient Greece.
- What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
It can’t sit down.
- Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they’re all in High School!
- Why didn’t the teenager go to the pirate movie?
Because it was rated arrrrr.
- What is the term for an AP biology gang leader?
The Nucleus
- Name a bus you can never enter?
A syllabus.
- What do you call a friendly school?
Hi School !
- Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
Because he swept her off her feet!
- Which vessel does the teacher arrive on if the Mayflower carried the pilgrims?
The scholar ships.
- What made nose object to attending school?
He was tired of getting picked on!
- How do you get straight A’s?
By using a ruler!
- What did the pen say to the pencil?
So, what’s your point!
- What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
- What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
- What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Bookworms.
- What vegetables to librarians like?
Quiet peas.
- Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
It always went back four seconds.
- Where do people learn to make ice cream?
In sundae school.
- Why did the knight run around shouting for a can opener?
He had a bee in his suit of armour.
- What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels
- What does an empty classroom have to do with a teacher closing his eyes?
Because there are no pupils to see.
- How did Vikings communicate?
By norse code.
- What is a forum?
Two-um plus two-um.
- What is a teacher’s three favorite words?
June, July & August.
- What room can a student never enter?
A Mushroom.
- What letter is found in a cup?
T.
- What colour is it when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A blackboard.
- What school supply is always tired?
A knapsack.
- What do mathematicians eat on Halloween?
Pumpkin Pi.
- For what reason did the girl wear spectacles to maths class?
Because it improves di-vison.
- What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
Square meals
- Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?
The teacher told him not to use tables.
- How did the history book respond to the maths book?
You know you can count on me.
- What is a math teacher’s favorite season?
Sum-mer.
- What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
- Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
- What did the calculator say to the girl on the first day of school?
Pick me and I’ll solve all your problems!
- How do you make the first day of classes go by quickly?
Throw a clock!
- Where did the sheep claim to have spent their summer holidays?
The Baa-hamas
Knock, knock
- Who’s there? Justin Justin who? Just in time for the first day of school.
Knock Knock
- Who’s there? Noah Noah who? Noah more summer – it’s time for school!
What did you learn in school today, son?Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
Knock, Knock
- What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
What did the calculator say to the girl on the first day of school?
Pick me and I’ll solve all your problems!
How do you make the first day of classes go by quickly?
Throw a clock!
Where did the sheep claim to have spent their summer holidays?
The Baa-hamas
Knock, knock
Who’s there? Justin Justin who? Just in time for the first day of school.
Knock Knock
Who’s there? Noah Noah who? Noah more summer – it’s time for school!
What did you learn in school today, son?Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
Knock, Knock
Who is there?Teddy!Teddy who?Teddy (today) is the first day of school!
- What food do math teachers eat?Square meals!
- Why are you late for class, Sally?Because of the sign on the road?
- Knock, Knock!Who’s there?Jess!Jess Who? Wait till I tell you about my first day back at school, Jess (just)!
- Why didn’t the sun go to college?Because it already had a million degrees!
